Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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