Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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