WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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