I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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