Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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