Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
