Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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