Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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