This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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