Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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