at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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