This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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