I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
