Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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