I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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