Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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