Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
