Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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