he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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