Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i think im in europe. pls send help
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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