saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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