No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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