Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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