i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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