So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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