I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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