Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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