Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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