Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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