we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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