rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Two words: nipple clamps
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