dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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