and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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