PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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