He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
as a side note pls kill me
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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