So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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