Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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