After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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