Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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