If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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