You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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