When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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