whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I know her cup size but not her name....
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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