oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
