Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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