your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Say something about gay babies.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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