Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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