none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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