this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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