You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
