i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
