idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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