He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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