I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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