I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize