is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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