In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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