Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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